Editorial Note: Listening chain this afternoon April 26, 2011, where the President of the Republic on a stage made with his henchmen, they only hear the applause, cheers for the leader and revolutionary slogans, as he ended up nailing the dagger to the Public Employees offering a 45% increase, frozen since 2008, starting with the basic salary of nurses (as) passing from 1.480 to 2.100 BsF, After 37 days on hunger strike, I thought to myself that it was necessary to publish another version of the achievements of the Revolution of the Century, and I remembered the letter which is transcribed below, written by a prominent and received anonymous e-mail , which we fully share, always with the mood of Venezuela, enjoy it. Anonymous
The Venezuelan Revolution is Rojita 47 years of age, of whom 35 lived in a Democracy. But one of those who believed that during that time and back in Venezuela nothing was done and the story begins with the appearance of their beloved Commander-president. And course, is "anti-capitalist."
Rojita One day he awoke in his apartment in Caricuao (built by the first government of Rafael Caldera). He rose from his bed (made by a private company bought privately owned stores, which generate hundreds of direct and indirect) and went to the bathroom.
on the light (generated by a light bulb invented over 100 years ago in "Empire mesmo" by Edison, generated by the Guri Dam, which was inaugurated by President Raúl Leoni) and distributed in Caracas by the EDC (founded in 1895 by Mr. Ricardo Zuloaga Tovar and has created thousands of direct and indirect jobs and has been the effective until the Predator grabbed). Stood before the toilet VENCERAMICA (Company founded by Don Eugenio Mendoza, and that generates thousands of direct and indirect) peed (without lifting the basket, of course) and proceeded to wash your face with water from the tap ( Water pumped and distributed by the system of aqueducts built by iNOS, which was created in 1,943).
then took a cup of coffee (processed and distributed by private coffee companies that generate thousands of direct and indirect jobs) and ate their essential arepa (prepared with precooked, invented and processed by Empresas Polar, which generates thousands of direct and indirect jobs) Cheese and butter (idling the comments), which was cooked on a gas stove (Made by private companies that generate hundreds of jobs and the gas from the Direct Gas System, established over 40 years).
Take the elevator (Otis invented by the U.S. and manufactured in Venezuela for Private Enterprise.) And mounted on his Chevrolet (made in the "Empire mesmo" and assembled by GM de Venezuela, which generates thousands of direct jobs and indirect) and goes to work. Take Highway Caricuao (Caldera I), passes through the distributor Baralt (Caldera I), compared to buildings Hornos de Cal (Raúl Leoni), Central Park, (Caldera I), Plaza Venezuela and the UCV (Mark Pérez Jiménez), Distributor El Pulpo (Rómulo Betancourt), 2nd Floor Highway and Eastern Distributor The Centipede (Caldera I), refers Highway Prados del Este (Leoni) and then through the tunnel of La Trinidad (Caldera I).
After 2 hours of tail (because in the past 15 years has not been built or an alley in Caracas), smog, motor and peddlers, Rojita get to work in La Trinidad and finds he has to climb the 6 flights of stairs because there is a blackout (XXI Century Socialism) equal to the previous weeks. "What happens," he says between puffs of his companions while climbing, is that the problem is global. El Niño, drought, Obama is guilty of what happens. "
Rojita is very upset because a young graduate engineer and he was promoted. "It is not fair, she thinks I, I have 20 years working here, I remain in this position. Could it be that my diploma in Accounting from the Academy may .. (Private institute that generates tens of employment) are worthless?. The same thing happened last year, a Public Accountant carajitos UCV graduate management and also put over me. It is not fair. Good thing my Commander-President will do away with all these privileged sifrinitos who believe that because they deserve to win a title more than others. "
At noon you go to McDonald's (no comment) with some friends, too revolutionary for lunch. From burgers, fries and Coca-Cola (which I can tell!) Lash out against savage capitalism and against the "fourth" that did nothing for this country.
In the afternoon, after work, is mounted in your car (private) and turn on the radio (invented by Marconi, which has created millions of jobs and in the XXI Century Socialism stations are closed and generate thousands of unemployed) to listen to music and finds that is the insolent, abusive, violent and contemptuous against the people, Chain (SS XXI.). You can not hear your favorite, but as a good revolutionary, turn off the radio and begins to listen to a cd (invented by the private sector) of music and decides to go to La Tasca Gando, a favorite of the revolutionaries, in the center of Caracas to take a "polarcitas" ("no comment") with his friends to complain about how unfair are the exploiters in their work. After another 2 hours of traffic, finally arrives at La Tasca Gando, a favorite of the revolutionaries. Between clubs and clubs agree to attend an event the next day with the commander in the Teresa Carreño (Luis Herrera Campins) and another in Los Heroes (Pérez Jiménez).
He fired and some of his fellow went on the Metro (Herrera Campins, Lusinchi, CAP II and Chavez). Along the way he sees that his wife had sent her a msg enough time for the "Blackberry" ("no comment") requesting that seeks milk and sugar because there Caricuao (SS XXI.). Ah! and buy candles because it was light and mineral water because the water cut (SS XXI.). Go into GamaXpress (Private Enterprise that generates thousands of direct and indirect), the only thing open at that hour and see that prices are higher and higher inflation, certainly the highest in Latin America and one of the most highest in the world, something never seen in Venezuela (SS XXI.), however, says Rojita the fault of the traders because they're starvers the People and are getting rich at the expense of others.
Upon arriving home he finds that the children fell asleep upset because after the blackout, were watching their favorite program is interrupted and the insolent, abusive, derogatory and violent against the people, String ("guess") that lasted more than 3 hours (causing loss of millions to the Media) and his wife is still upset that he violently took the novel I was seeing (something that never happened in Venezuela, violently disrupting radio and television programming) and because from morning are without water and unable to leave because there was another shooting and killing a girl playing on the ground floor.
unwashed
At bedtime, there was no water (SS XXI.) Rojita talks to his wife:
- "Were it not been for my commander and his revolution in this country there was nothing."
The woman leaned over, gave him a glare and muttered:
- "What kind of revolution, idiot? Did not you learn by your commander chain tonight expropriated the company where you work? You're unemployed ... DE-SEM-PLE-A-DO !!!!"
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